Bow Wow Calls James Harden “Dumb,” Explains the Right Way To Sleep w/ Groupies

There’s a right way to do this, James. Let Shad explain

Wednesday morning, the internet exploded thanks to this selfie, taken by a woman who calls herself Gvng$ter Boo, of James Harden sleeping in bed next to her. The immediate conclusion drawn was that Harden had slept with this woman the night before, and got “caught slipping”–or “caught sleeping,” if you will–by not falling asleep with his back facing her (or not going home, or politely sending the young lady home, before knocking out).

Today, Bow Wow found time in his busy schedule to school James Harden on how to not get caught sleeping in a lengthy Instagram passage. Chances are, Bow Wow–or Shad Moss, as he’d like to be called–knows a thing or two on how to deal with groupies, considering he’s been a mega-popular heartthrob since he was 13 (that’s 15 years of experience!). So, let’s see if we can get down to the math and science of this thing.

Yo i see yall boys still young rich and DUMB. Now james is my boy but let me say this now. This is how i — — USE to do it its called “leaving no evidence” if you was chilling w me my security takes phones and you signing papers. The rule is when she leaves she gets her phone back. Secondly if u forgot to take phone make sure she sleep then find her phone (usually by side of bed) i would take it put it under the bed so i KNOW im good and could sleep peacefully. Yall be too comfy w/ brauds yall dont know! I give credit to the ladies because most of us are just that rich and STUPID so yall know how to get us. I been caught up too before not knowing being a rookie but next time.. Leave no evidence. Sometimes i would sleep somewhere else leave them all by themselves but id be watching them from my security cam. Fellas be smart we know the p***** is the most powerful thing but dont let it hypnotize you. Ladies when yall do stuff like this, it ruins it for you because we NEVER calling you again. Why mess it up over a proof pic that you twapping a rich dude. Was it worth it? YOOOOOO JAMES WAAAKE UP BRO! zzzzzz…. #feartheblonde ps. This game aint for everybody! I took being a ladies man serious. You got to go all out PROTECT your brand your image.

Thank you, Bow Wow, for this essential, life-changing bit of information. James, please take note. #feartheblonde.

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